| I've missed you, xanga.
 Has it really been 2 years?
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| Attempt #2:
Dear Xanga,
My new motto: Fuck the distance. It's terrible, to say the least.
Love,
Boners |
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| Dear Xanga,
Metaphors and Symbols now dominate my life. Damn you figurative language.
Sincerely,
The Boone. |
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| Another cruise before Graduation is a necessity. There's something about every aspect of life covered on a boat, made up of people that all will only speak lies because of the easiness to lie on a cruise. The likelihood that I met a 17 year old, skinny Xgames-bound skater that also owns 2 houses in Malibu, AND brought on a pound of marijuana to solicit to cool guys such as Lamb and Boone.. I don't know, this kid probably was a fake. Nevertheless, the creativie lies these people fed kept me entertained for the better part of a week. Also, cruises bring out the Asshole side of your personality because you will surely never see these people ever again.
Cruises for President. |
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| What did my night consist of you ask? Well, in a nutshell, the highlight was a string of acronyms I like to call "O.C. D.V.D.", with a side order of white grape juice and Spaghettios: A new great source of Protein, or so the can states.
These late night binges need to stop. I am so unbelievably tired, but if I lay down for more than 3 minutes, my arm searches around for something to punch, preferably a nazi. Room service would be great right now, maybe some steak and A-1 sauce.
So now I face a gut-wrenching dilemma: Do I continue these 6 a.m. sleepless nights, wasting away the day's sunlight for the sake of my beloved re-runs on easy to find DVD's, or for the sake of my sanity, could I just go to sleep at a reasonable time, banking on the dream that I could wake up early do something productive with my life. Maybe charity events, or ipod accompanied shopping sprees? Maybe some ihop? My dearest ihop.. I feel as though I am on the same wavelength as most republicans: I fear the future, as well as change.
Oh Sandy Cohen, what controversial situation will you get yourself into this season? |
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